vicc

Kiemelt fő hír/Magyarország

Madarat tolláról, embert a vicceiről: Márki-Zay viccet mesél

A közösségi média sztárja lett újra Márki-Zay Péter ellenzéki miniszterelnök-jelölt, ezúttal egy viccel. Ha valaki ezt a viccet elmeséli bárhol Amerikában, akkor talán még a Trump által elfoglalt republikánus pártból is kirúgják, de egy normális munkahelyről mindenképp. Kivéve a Ku Klux Klan-t.

February 17, 2022February 21, 2022

676.14M +14.3K today confirmed

6.77M +23 today death

Country

Cases

Deaths

USA

104.4M

1.1M

India

44.7M

530.7K

France

39.5M

164.3K

Germany

37.8M

166.1K

Brazil

36.9M

697.4K

Japan

32.7M

69.3K

S. Korea

30.3M

33.6K

Italy

25.5M

187.3K

UK

24.3M

204.9K

Russia

22M

395.2K

Turkey

17M

101.5K

Spain

13.7M

118.7K

Vietnam

11.5M

43.2K

Australia

11.3M

18.8K

Argentina

10M

130.4K

Taiwan

9.6M

16.6K

Netherlands

8.6M

23K

Iran

7.6M

144.8K

Mexico

7.4M

332.4K

Indonesia

6.7M

160.8K

Poland

6.4M

118.7K

Colombia

6.4M

142.5K

Austria

5.8M

21.8K

Greece

5.7M

35.8K

Portugal

5.6M

26K

Ukraine

5.4M

111.1K

Chile

5.1M

63.9K

Malaysia

5M

36.9K

Israel

4.8M

12.2K

N. Korea

4.8M

74

Thailand

4.7M

33.9K

Belgium

4.7M

33.6K

Czechia

4.6M

42.3K

Canada

4.6M

50.4K

Peru

4.5M

219.1K

Switzerland

4.4M

14.5K

Philippines

4.1M

65.8K

South Africa

4.1M

102.6K

Romania

3.3M

67.6K

Denmark

3.2M

8.2K

Hong Kong

2.9M

13.4K

Sweden

2.7M

23.4K

Serbia

2.5M

17.7K

Iraq

2.5M

25.4K

Singapore

2.2M

1.7K

Hungary

2.2M

48.7K

New Zealand

2.2M

3.8K

Bangladesh

2M

29.4K

Slovakia

1.9M

21K

Georgia

1.8M

16.9K

Jordan

1.7M

14.1K

Ireland

1.7M

8.5K

Pakistan

1.6M

30.6K

Norway

1.5M

5.1K

Finland

1.5M

8.7K

Kazakhstan

1.4M

13.7K

Slovenia

1.3M

7.1K

Lithuania

1.3M

9.6K

Bulgaria

1.3M

38.2K

Morocco

1.3M

16.3K

Croatia

1.3M

17.9K

Guatemala

1.2M

20.1K

Lebanon

1.2M

10.8K

Bolivia

1.2M

22.4K

Costa Rica

1.2M

9.2K

Tunisia

1.2M

29.3K

Cuba

1.1M

8.5K

Ecuador

1.1M

35.9K

UAE

1M

2.3K

Uruguay

1M

7.6K

Panama

1M

8.6K

Mongolia

1M

2.2K

Nepal

1M

12K

Belarus

994K

7.1K

Latvia

975.4K

6.2K

Saudi Arabia

828.1K

9.6K

Azerbaijan

828K

10.1K

Paraguay

806.7K

19.8K

Bahrain

700.8K

1.5K

Sri Lanka

672K

16.8K

Kuwait

662.9K

2.6K

Dominican Republic

660.1K

4.4K

Cyprus

644.2K

1.3K

Myanmar

633.8K

19.5K

Palestine

621K

5.4K

Estonia

613.9K

2.9K

Moldova

598.7K

12K

Venezuela

551.6K

5.8K

Egypt

515.6K

24.6K

Libyan Arab Jamahiriya

507.2K

6.4K

China

503.3K

5.3K

Ethiopia

499.6K

7.6K

Qatar

492.6K

686

Réunion

486.6K

921

Honduras

470.9K

11.1K

Armenia

446K

8.7K

Bosnia

401.4K

16.3K

Oman

399.4K

4.6K

Macedonia

346.5K

9.6K

Kenya

342.8K

5.7K

Zambia

341.6K

4K

Albania

334.2K

3.6K

Botswana

329.2K

2.8K

Luxembourg

297.8K

1.1K

Montenegro

286.5K

2.8K

Brunei

276.1K

225

Algeria

271.4K

6.9K

Nigeria

266.5K

3.2K

Zimbabwe

262.3K

5.7K

Uzbekistan

250.6K

1.6K

Mozambique

232K

2.2K

Martinique

229.7K

1.1K

Lao People's Democratic Republic

218K

758

Iceland

208.7K

229

Afghanistan

208.6K

7.9K

Kyrgyzstan

206.6K

3K

El Salvador

201.8K

4.2K

Guadeloupe

201.4K

1K

Trinidad and Tobago

187.9K

4.3K

Maldives

185.7K

311

Ghana

171.1K

1.5K

Namibia

170.7K

4.1K

Uganda

170.4K

3.6K

Jamaica

153.6K

3.5K

Cambodia

138.7K

3.1K

Rwanda

133.1K

1.5K

Cameroon

124K

2K

Malta

117.1K

824

Barbados

106.2K

571

Angola

105.2K

1.9K

Channel Islands

101.2K

223

French Guiana

98K

420

DRC

95.5K

1.5K

Senegal

88.9K

2K

Malawi

88.6K

2.7K

Côte d'Ivoire

88K

833

Suriname

82.2K

1.4K

New Caledonia

79.8K

314

French Polynesia

78K

649

Swaziland

74.1K

1.4K

Guyana

73K

1.3K

Belize

70.7K

688

Fiji

68.8K

883

Madagascar

67.8K

1.4K

Sudan

63.8K

5K

Mauritania

63.7K

997

Cabo Verde

63.2K

413

Bhutan

62.6K

21

Syrian Arab Republic

57.5K

3.2K

Burundi

53.5K

38

Seychelles

50.7K

172

Gabon

49K

306

Andorra

47.9K

165

Papua New Guinea

46.8K

670

Curaçao

46K

295

Aruba

44K

236

Tanzania

42.7K

846

Mayotte

42K

188

Mauritius

41.7K

1K

Togo

39.4K

290

Guinea

38.2K

467

Isle of Man

38K

116

Bahamas

37.5K

833

Lesotho

34.8K

723

Faroe Islands

34.7K

28

Haiti

34.1K

860

Mali

32.8K

743

Cayman Islands

31.5K

37

Saint Lucia

29.8K

409

Benin

28K

163

Somalia

27.3K

1.4K

Congo

25.4K

386

Solomon Islands

24.6K

153

San Marino

23.4K

122

Timor-Leste

23.4K

138

Micronesia

22.7K

58

Burkina Faso

22K

396

Liechtenstein

21.4K

89

Gibraltar

20.4K

111

Grenada

19.7K

238

Bermuda

18.8K

158

Nicaragua

18.5K

225

South Sudan

18.4K

138

Tajikistan

17.8K

125

Equatorial Guinea

17.2K

183

Tonga

16.8K

13

Samoa

16.1K

29

Monaco

16.1K

65

Dominica

15.8K

74

Djibouti

15.7K

189

Marshall Islands

15.6K

17

Central African Republic

15.4K

113

Gambia

12.6K

372

Saint Martin

12.2K

63

Vanuatu

12K

14

Greenland

12K

21

Yemen

11.9K

2.2K

Caribbean Netherlands

11.7K

38

Sint Maarten

11K

91

Eritrea

10.2K

103

Niger

9.9K

312

Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

9.6K

123

Antigua and Barbuda

9.1K

146

Comoros

9K

161

Guinea-Bissau

8.9K

176

Liberia

8.1K

294

Sierra Leone

7.8K

126

Chad

7.7K

194

British Virgin Islands

7.3K

64

Cook Islands

7K

2

Saint Kitts and Nevis

6.6K

46

Turks and Caicos Islands

6.5K

38

Sao Tome and Principe

6.3K

77

Palau

6K

9

St. Barth

5.4K

6

Kiribati

5K

18

Nauru

4.6K

1

Anguilla

3.9K

12

Macao

3.5K

121

Saint Pierre Miquelon

3.5K

2

Wallis and Futuna

3.4K

7

Tuvalu

2.8K

0

Saint Helena

2.2K

0

Falkland Islands (Malvinas)

1.9K

0

Montserrat

1.4K

8

Niue

747

0

Diamond Princess

712

13

Holy See (Vatican City State)

29

0

Western Sahara

10

1

MS Zaandam

9

2

Tokelau

5

0

Source: Johns Hopkins University, New York Times, Worldometers

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